the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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