Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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