Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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