The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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