you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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