So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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