Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
You pole danced in your parka.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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