We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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