I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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