I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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