I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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