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Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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