He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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