I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Enjoy the penises
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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