Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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