Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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