'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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