The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
the raccoons are back...
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