I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
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We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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