with your own penis?
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
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