So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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