D3 body, D1 cock
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
one might say we're banned from that church
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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