Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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