No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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