grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
My penis needs a shock collar
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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