I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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