STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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