You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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