I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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