Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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