dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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