I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
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