Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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