we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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