Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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