...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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