Where are you?
In a non slutty way
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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