That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
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