It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Be still, my beating vagina.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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