We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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