Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
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