Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
they need to just BURY HIM!
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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