I don't think brook has ever known best
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
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