Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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