is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Randomize
