Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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