Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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