I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Randomize
