I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Randomize
