You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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